Boku no Michi: super lame crap story-nemurigan!?

okie let me start off by saying what happen todae. nth much happen todae. LOLZ, no physics and chemistry, the horrible science teacher duo that "cramp" on mi ytd. Wee~!, today very slack day, mrs hohohohoho din come, den we force to do a compre which i anyhow do n rush thru it. the summary nid to write 160 words i did 100 onli..muahahhahahaa..i so slack. anyway, gort e maths, so obviously tt was a slacky lesson, den geog, 1 period....had CME oso...., stuupid mrs wong dun wanna talk about tayyism when she toking about religion.....>_<, gort chinese. den in the end i put a "zhi tiao"...( letter? ) at shen lao shi locker givin a whole load of bullsh*t excuses...n sneak away.........

nth else le, except glenn went on crapping spree. he invented another "side-story"....to the nemurigan crappy.....okie..honestly i was amused at the creativity but i soon grew irritated...

so what did he invent?

-the origins of nemurigan...
my sleepy eyes..., a supposingly bloodline limit move tt can make pple feel sleepy....., supposingly stronger than sharingan and byakugan!?, nemuri=sleep, gan=eyes..(japanese..>_<)

-who has nemurigan?
according to glenn, n his lame story...only me and my bro gort. (later continue reading..coz i will put his story here)....., den other pple of the tay clan gort half-blood..coz my family ish the main family..??

-who is my brother?
according to glenn, someone hu extremely shuai..., 2 years younger, den knowns kawarimi no jutsu and henge even at birth. den killed my whole family....in his sleep, and i was the SOLE survivor of my clan...

*sounds familair?*, yes..no orginality...it's an adapt from the uchiha clan from naruto..

-so what am i suppose to do?
according to glenn, i am suppose to defeat my brother, who is currently 1000 times stronger than mi coz all i did was to slack n sleep. i nid to train my nemurigan......and as the eldest i nid to continue the legacy of nemurigan....DOTX...

-how do we fight?
according to glenn (again..)
we fight in our dreams.....den he kip saying tts the reason y i always go into deep sleep in class XD n wake up wif super messy hair...-.- experienced battle..-.-, den always coz ish teacher wake mi up den my brother kip getting angry n call mi "leaver"..., TEACHERS if u read dis..DONT DC me from my battle again EVER...or u will fall pray to my brother's nemurigan..LOL..j/k

dis is part 1, will update part b later..lolz..the other part is alot lamer...

2 Comments:

At 4:43 PM, xyish said…

To clear up some things... Don't read if you can't stand SPOILERS!

All Tay family members have Nemurigan, but only those of pure blood, meaning they are a product of a father who has the same bloodline limit.

The side family on exists to protect the secret of the Nemurigan which is actually a very easy job. Most side family members are nocturnal, and act as guards to the Tay mansion in the night. Others serve as bodyguards and are infiltrated into the main family member's work surroundings. Therefore, HM is probably Tay Yi's secret bodyguard.

All side family members have a cursed seal with chemicals which can form a powerful venom and other chemicals that destroys one's organs, as well as chemicals to neutralize the above chemicals when mixed. The chemicals are seperated, but when a secret technique (only known to Main family members) performed, the chemicals mix, and the cursed one dies of the deadly poison, and has their organs all destroyed. This is to prevent the secret of the Nemurigan to be spread, as well as to prevent the side family from starting a rebellion. The seal is made on birth by the direct sucessors and the techinique for creating it is also only passed on to the sucessors. The seal is usually found on the chest of the side family member. The seal activates itself too, when the person dies. The seal is removed after activation.

Tay Ni has mastered all basic Ninja techniques from birth. He learnt how to fully control his chakra and how to create all hand seals as well as perform ANBU level techniques at 2, and soon learnt how to control his bloodline limit. He was conferred the rank of ANBU on his third birthday. He became the leader of an ANBU squad at 4. Nearing his birthday, he was marked the Juyondaime Nekokage, but on his big day itself, the Tay Mansion was razed to ashes and Tay Ni went missing. He had burnt down his family, but not through his sleep. It was through his Katon daikaryuendan no jutsu that he burnt down the family's mansion, and he did a good job by casting the curse seal (How did he learn it? He wasn't the first child, who is automatically "chosen" to be the sucessor and taught the seal) on all his family members secretly before the arson.

The age difference between Tay Yi and Tay Ni is 6 years.

Tay Ni has mastered the ultimate Nemurigan technique, which he will perform when he is first stopped by Chaime-Sensei. Tay Yi is not half as powerful or talented, but is blessed with the powers of Zazuzazi, the Nemurineko, and support from Qing Ping, as well as acquatances from other teams, such as Ting Jun the genjutsu and close quarters specialist, Glenn the jutsu expert who knows almost all known jutsus, Wei Zhong and his dog and their special pair combos, as well as acquatances from the Inu, who mistakably attacked the Neko when the imposter Inukage ordered them to. These Inu shinobi are Xuanyang the uncontrollablly crazed shinobi blessed with powers of the air, Eugene the master of dollplay who feels partially guilty for his nephew's act of recklessness, and Jin Zhe who commands strength enough to change the landscape to his own will (He also has a summon who will move mountains! Watch out for it!).

Other characters in the plot are Sheedy the evil lord (Movie special 1) of the Metal, Xian Yu the cosplay shinobi, Nekomaru who looks up to Tay Yi, Genkaku the twisted guy who unlocks the Tay's ancient runes and sealed the power of the Nemurineko within Tay Yi, Gohaiya the perverted Goldfish hermit who is also the writer of the book Chaime constantly carries about.

Also, "prey" is spelt wif an "E".
At 6:22 AM, xyish said…

Please dun corrupt mi story... There is no porn anime... he was training to activate his bloodline limit freely with his grandfather as the sucessor is required to be able to control it at a young age. Other parts of his training included chakra control (He was a failure at molding chakra correctly), taijutsu training (in case he ever fails to use the Nemurigan), how to expand his chakra capacity (he had a abnormally low chakra capacity, also, this training proved useful when he used it to expand the special chakra of Zazuzazi, the sacred beast of sleep).

Tay Ni couldn't have attacked the main family in their sleeps. He would have been killed in a flash for doing so. Remember, his family was the most reputable and respected (or feared, in other words) in the entire continent. Especially their father (who is above gonin level), they would have easily overpowered him (who is only a strong ANBU, but with relatively weak skills due to his immaturity and low chakra capacity as an infant).

Also, timed is not measured in such units, and when the fire razed the mansion, everone thought that it was an accident, until the assasination attempt on the Nekokage by 3 Shinobi, sho revealed the turth before they were slaughtered.

Tay Yi is not a slacky person. He is determined and strong willed, but a little too stubborn. He, after losing his family, did not dare to face the world, until Aruka made him realise his own existence. This brought about new strength for him, and he started to make friendss with the other Genin, and earn the respect of Nekomaru and gang.

Other additional info:
The great 5, a group of 5 talented shinobi who could use the perfect formation. Their members are: Chunrouyi (Massive power and defense), Spider Xian (Spider related moves, from webs to summoning spiders), [Name undefined] (who uses bad singing to figth), Donkey and JJ (Twin brothers that reside in a same body, and have special techiniques), and [Name undefined] (who uses his blood circulatory system to fight). They are lead by Genkaku (most talented legendary gonin) and his assitant, Noel who has the power of natural self reproduction (not to mistake with bunshins... this are all the real hims! Therefore each one has its own full chakra capacity!)and shares a hidden relationship with Genkaku.

Signing out...

Sora no Xuanyang

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